Not only gifts, but also cheerful wishes and jokes will help create a wonderful mood for the birthday girl on her holiday. After all, you can congratulate not only seriously, but also very lightly, in a comic style. Funny birthday greetings for a friend, presented in this section, will not leave either the hero of the occasion or her guests indifferent. We have selected only the funniest congratulations that will be appropriate for a friend’s birthday at any age. Funny poems combined with a comic gift will create an incredibly light atmosphere at your friend’s party, so no one will be bored. Remember that laughter prolongs life!

My dear friend, happy birthday to you. I wish that your nails don’t break, your hair doesn’t split, your tights don’t tear, your legs trudge along the road of happiness. Always be irresistible, even with chaos on your head and in a robe. I wish you to always remain loved, and also good luck and happiness squared.

You are the queen this birthday!
Dear friend, be as bright as a star!
I wish you a cheerful mood,
May the smile on your face always bloom!

Let life be fun and happy,
I wish your dreams come true soon!
Love, dear, always be loved,
Let every moment become even brighter!

Excellent wine in a glass,
Fewer different cockroaches
I wish you in my head,
And joy in every day.

In everything there is only a fair wind,
And hold your tail with a pistol.
And joyful emotions in love,
Happy birthday to you, friend!

Congratulations to you, friend.
Let's roll a little bit,
So that on your legitimate birthday
Relax and unwind.

So that you forget for a moment
Cleaning, kitchen, home and everyday life.
So with cognac for adventures
Today your path was open.

And tomorrow will be tomorrow.
When else will it come.
You have the right to break away
At least once a whole year.

I'm glad, my friend,
Today is your birthday!
So we'll celebrate
We won't be bored.
Let's celebrate culturally
Somewhere in a glamorous cafe,
Afterwards - to a bar where there is karaoke
(Let's sing about the feelings of the line),
Get tired of dragging out romances
We'll go dancing,
Well, don’t forget there
Call your ex at night.
So we have a lot to do,
It's time to celebrate!
I drink to you today
I love you like a sister.

Girlfriend, happy birthday!
You shine like a star.
Only admiration
You are always worthy!

I wish, dear,
To be loved, to love,
So that, without knowing the problems,
Just live happily!

Let your wishes
They will come true soon.
I wish you prosperity
And only have good days!

Who is early today
I ate the cake and the bagel,
Ate salad and kharcho -
Anything is possible on your birthday!

You, friend, don't be shy,
Eat and don't gain weight.
You're still beautiful
But please don't eat the flowers!

Friend of my harsh days,
My decrepit dove,
You've aged another year
But she's still cute.

Rake your sand into a box
And hide it somewhere in the attic.
Open the sparkling cap,
Make a little bit of a mess.

On this day you are more beautiful than the sky.
Balloons, flowers - everything is for you.
And I know for sure: our friendship
It will pass through many summers.

Life flies by so fast
We need to do everything in time.
The main thing is that there is
There is no time to be sick.

And there is no need to grow old
Always be young.
Have fun more often
Remember - there is only one life!

I wish you to be happy
Beautiful, like a flower,
One and only, beloved
On a wonderful holiday day!

Let your loved one carry it in your arms
And all dreams come true,
Always kisses tenderly on the nose
And he calls it “the very best!”

I wish you unreal gifts,
Cool bouquets and capital money.
Let happiness dive with you in champagne
And more often than not it immerses you headlong.
Love you pure, mutual, huge
And dreams come true - even the most immodest.

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
Happiness, tenderness, love.
I'll whisper in your ear:
Just live with joy!

Beauty, spring, good luck,
Joy and warm days,
Cope with any task
Be more perky and brave!

May the road be easy
And in any business - success.
Sun, blue sky!
You are the best for me!

You always live like a fool,
Getting better every year.
Achieve all your desires
Don't give up on problems.

Neither fat nor thin,
But, of course, younger.
Have everything you like
Maserati in the garage.

To the resort - a pack of vouchers,
An endless stash
A fur coat, a cool watch,
Sandals are expensive.

Chanel and Prada handbag.
What else, girlfriend, do you need?
Groom, better,
And a bag of fans!

Happy birthday, friend.
Let the blizzard in life subside.
I always wish you
And the Bahamas and Hawaii,
In stores - everything is at a discount,
And work so that - with a smile.
May you always be loved
To be carried in your arms,
So that breakfasts are in bed,
At Disneyland there are carousels,
And the walks are somewhere in Nice.
No calories for pizza,
A bag - for every pair of shoes,
And for dinner - truffle.
So that the fans crowd
Followed you
So that there is plenty of everything,
And so that you love yourself!

So that everything can and works out,
The smile remained fresh
To replenish your wardrobe,
Work so that the front is scanty.

And let the guys lie at your feet,
So that everyone admires you.
To love you, to be loved
And reach all heights in life.

Eating candy - don't gain weight,
Swim in the jacuzzi every day,
Always be the happiest.
And happy birthday to you!

We've eaten a pound of salt over the years,
Darling, we are with you.
Tears were shed, songs were sung,
You have always been with me.

Happy birthday
And I hasten to tell you:
I'm with such a nice friend
It's easy to walk according to fate.

Be healthy and loved,
Find happiness in life.
May the sun always shine
In the island of your soul.

Like, happy birthday, friend!
Let life be a breeze,
May you be lucky in business,
Don't let the engine stall.

From burning three-story buildings
And from the galloping pony
I love you, fearless friend,
I'll save it somehow.

As for the rest - how the chip falls,
As the heavenly godfather will say.
Don't slow yourself down
And everything will be fine.

Don't cough, don't be sick,
Don't drink Coke when it's cold.
A sea of ​​cool stuff
And fewer jambs!

So that you can lift
Unreal money.
Let everything work out perfectly.
Like, be happy, mother!

We've eaten a pound of salt over the years,
Darling, we are with you.
Tears were shed, songs were sung,
You have always been with me.

Happy birthday
And I hasten to tell you:
I'm with such a nice friend
It's easy to walk according to fate.

Be healthy and loved,
Find happiness in life.
May the sun always shine
In the island of your soul.

Happy Valentine's Day, dear friend!
Be happy and cool always.
You are so... So... So...
Well, in short, you are just a star!

I wish you lots and lots of love
And of course success in everything.
So that any road to victory
She brought me both at night and during the day.

Always be awesome, friend!
Stay like that for us.
“Let everything be cool in your life!”
This will be my order to you.

Girlfriend, happy birthday to you. I wish you to live a chocolate life in chocolate chocolate. I wish you to always find interesting adventures for your beautiful and restless butt. I wish you to always satisfy all the desires of the cheerful cockroaches in your head.

Always be positive
Like in a comedy world
So that life is like a cake,
What a delicious wine!

Forget about anxiety
Turn to yoga for this
Let everything be okay
Congratulations on your day!

Today I'm going to start doing laundry
I wanted it, just all the plans - in the bucket!
I hasten to congratulate my dear friend,
With whom I was lucky to become friends!

She's modest, but you can hardly tell
She's kind, but she wants to hide it
After all, people are like that, you can’t prove it to them,
That it is impossible to love everyone in the world.

But we know, we, friends, are aware,
That your soul is like the ocean,
Live anywhere: in Sochi, Kursk,
Your apartment is a clean restaurant.

When I come to you it’s like I’m home again,
You are hospitable, but for friends,
And it’s good that we are not a circle of acquaintances,
And a circle of friends with whom it’s warmer.

So raise your glass higher,
I'm ready to drink and drink for you,
For my dear beloved friend,
Just pick out the pillow right away,
And if I fall asleep, don’t wake me up.

For your birthday, girlfriend
Let's have a glass today.
Where's the martini? Where's the olive?
No! The liqueur will also do.
Shine brighter than the stars -
There will be the very first toast.
And then: for the suitors
And for abs without exercise equipment,
And for the charm and for the fun,
For love and for luck,
Automatically for the car
And for a salary bonus.
In general, everything a lady needs
I'm glad to wish you.
And I’ll say on your birthday -
You are worthy of admiration!

Girlfriend, I wish you
So that pearl is always and in everything:
With a shovel to rake up money,
Or maybe even a ladle.

Martini, cognac and tequila
I could mix it in the bathroom,
And also for the sake of decency
Champagne with foam.

Let it be for walks with your loved one
The Champs Elysees await.
Be bold and the happiest
Let everything be “believe good.”

On your birthday I want to wish:
Everything you can only dream about.
I wish you to get into show business
And become the most famous actress.

I wish you crazy and passionate nights,
And a thousand gentle speeches.
I wish you a Ferrari at your doorstep,
And a clean road without traffic lights.

I wish you a blast to the fullest
And so that only girlfriends would be there.
I wish you a trip to the Maldives
And stay there for a week or two.

And they’ll have a good time there,
And then maybe return.
I wish I could find a million in my backpack
And immediately spend it in a boutique.

I wish you unreal gifts,
Cool bouquets and capital money.
Let happiness dive with you in champagne
And more often than not it immerses you headlong.
Love you pure, mutual, huge
And dreams come true - even the most immodest.

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
May you be lucky in everything:
Happiness strokes the top of the head,
Joy will be behind you.

May success embrace you
Prosperity will promise
Will lift your spirits
And he will surprise you with money!

Happy birthday,
I wish everyone to be happier!
Let success run wild
He'll give it to his wallet as soon as possible.

Let love and luck go together
They give you everything you need
The days will become clear, simple,
And dreams will come true!

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
You shine like a star.
And there is no need to be sad at all -
You are as young as ever.

Let you, my dear,
Every day love intoxicates
The husband showers flowers
Let the mother-in-law love it.

I wish the salary
It rose by leaps and bounds.
Be chic and rich
Sexy - just wow!

So that you always have enough strength,
Even though there’s a lot to do,
And so that you don’t know grief.
May you be lucky in everything.

Let there be luck, let there be luck
May your mood always be great
Let there be parties, let there be parties
Let them be new clothes from fashion magazines
Let there be resorts, let there be hotels
Let there be about five days off a week
May the weather be beautiful everywhere
And let your friends always be there!

Congratulations! Eighteen
You will celebrate again -
Let's practice toasting,
Rock you in my arms.
Be, girlfriend, witty,
Stylish, groovy, glamorous,
Cheerful, successful
And happy, of course!

Baby, lovely, congratulations,
Diamonds and an S-class car,
On your birthday I wish you
May all your dreams come true in the EU,
I'll give you a thumbs up for this!
So that while driving a Cayenne-S,
On the way, In Monaco, I note,
With a cute Pikinese dog
Light up the roads, I beg you!
And always be S in everything!
After all, you are my friend, I adore you!

We wish you everything to be:








Funny birthday greetings to your beloved friend

I want to live without stress,
To comprehend love and happiness,
Rising above the bustle,
Forgive your offenders.

And be in a great mood
In spite of problems and bad weather.
My friend, happy birthday,
You deserve happiness like no one else!

Today there will be noisy fun -
After all, it’s my friend’s birthday,
We will celebrate it for a week
The company is cheerful and big.
And raising my glass in your honor,
I want to wish you a friend -
May everything you dream about come true,
And forget about your problems and your enemies!

Let the sun's ray touch at dawn
Your eyelashes and your face.
Today is the best day in the world
Friend, happy birthday to you!
I wish you, dear,
Be happy, God willing, for another hundred years,
I loved that my husband and children, respecting,
They could appreciate you and live without troubles.
Health, longevity, success,
May joy remain forever
And a birthday is just a milestone.
Have a beautiful journey in the years ahead!

I didn’t close my eyes
And I waited so long for zeros,
To be the first to congratulate you,
So I want to wish,

May you, dear friend,
Lived sweetly, but not boringly,
To buy everything for myself
In a huge, best boutique.

So that I can fly to fashion week
And I took it from the show
You are your best outfit
Income will allow!

Happy birthday to you,
Be merry this holiday,
I wish your dreams come true
Forget all your sorrows.

Let your life be interesting,
Let a smile bloom on your face.
Stay kind and honest
Let your heart believe and wait.

I'll start, perhaps, with wishes,
My dear, accept them,
You are a very nice man
And you always live in happiness!

You smile, laugh, have fun,
But don't shed your tears,
I wish your dreams come true
And interesting days for you!

My love, my support,
My dear friend,
Let everything be perfect
And don’t be afraid of trouble!

Dear friend,
The most beautiful
In love with life
And restless!
I wish you happiness
On your birthday!
Well, how do you like it
My poem?

There are good things in the world,
And we should fight for it!
Again, the birthday has come,
Bringing with him a bundle of emotions;
Well, the global joy is not hidden,
I add to this bunch with delight:
My precious friend!
Happy birthday to you!

Happy name day, friend!
I have no truer friend!
You are like the clear light of the sun,
And my path will be warmed by you!
You caress me with a kind glance,
In sorrow, in joy you are there.
Don't worry, love, dare!
Make your dreams come true!

It's fun to congratulate your beloved friend on her birthday

Happy birthday!
And with all my heart I wish:
-have a richer husband
-have a dacha on the ruble
-go to the salon every day
- petting your husband for mammon
I also wish you happiness!
You can't live without it!
And I still wish you love!
Big, bright...
For life.

We wish you everything to be:
So that happiness comes to visit,
So that there is a chic tuning on the eyes,
So that there is always fresh sausage in the refrigerator,
So that your loved one is like from “Plaubou”,
Fans to follow you in a crowd,
To be respected by colleagues and superiors
And they ordered a limousine for you today,
And here are the main words (have patience!):
"Gorgeous! Happy Birthday!

I wish the boss would smile when we meet
I wish you great plans for the evening.
I wish you resorts, luxury hotels
Cafes, restaurants, awesome cocktails
Cool outfits for the price and style
I want to try on the Miss World crown!

On your birthday I wish you
May all your dreams come true,
So that men surround you,
Not March cats!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
We wish you one
And after that there are a lot of zeros!!!

Congratulations, hugs,
And we shout Hurray to you!!!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!

Dear, best friend,
You are a ray of sunshine in a storm forest.
You are an exemplary wife in the family,
And beautiful - everything suits you!
You are always successful at work
At home, you are a master of the house!
Although, like all of us, she is not without sin,
But, dear, it’s not for me to reproach you.
Be healthy, cheerful, beautiful,
Have fun and laugh heartily.
Be for our joy, be happy,
And strive for new heights!

Happy birthday!
You are a golden friend!
And wanting a Lamborghini
Lots of discounts in the store
Fur coat from mink and arctic fox,
Well done gentleman,
May good luck accompany you
Will bring a million in addition.
May you live the best life
May you have success!

Cool congratulations to your friend on her birthday

Girlfriend, I'll tell you, darling,
You are the best, you are like family.
Love, and smiles to you, and warmth.
I want to congratulate you today!

So that you never get sick
And to be in the Maldives more often,
So that you always wear Louboutins,
And you have enough money for a Bentley!

Always smile, be happy.
Whatever you dream about - let it come true!

Cool birthday greetings to a friend in verse

Girlfriend, on your birthday I wish you only
Grow, laugh and bloom,
So much kindness, warmth and affection,
What can’t be carried away in a hundred years!

Good luck in your studies and work,
And rest is easy and to your heart's content!
And there will be money, villas, dachas
Yes, you have power over your fate!

Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a friend

With all my heart I wish you happiness,
Let your eyes sparkle!
There will be no grief and bad weather,
And only a tear of joy,

So that money flows like a river,
Health was as strong as granite,
And you and I were inseparable,
Success attracted me like a magnet!

Let the men lie down in stacks,
And everyone is looking after you,
Handfuls of flowers are placed at your feet,
Luck will be your companion in your destiny!

A short funny birthday greeting to a friend

I wish you a foreign prince,
Great love and personal happiness,
Be beautiful and rich
And don't forget about your friend.

Cool SMS happy birthday greetings to a friend

The year has passed in circles again,
Happy birthday friend!
I send you congratulations,
I'm waiting for an invitation to the cake!

Cool short birthday greetings to a friend in verse

Beautiful, slim and very brilliant
With whom you need to be polite, with whom you need to be impudent
Order with taste, tip-top with a sense of proportion
At your feet there is a whole regiment of cavaliers
And the old women look after you with envy.
Girlfriend, let's keep up the good work!

Cool happy birthday greetings to a friend that will bring you to tears

Let's get drunk and cry
Over the past years.
They will never return!
Birthday means

You've aged a year
Became fatter, a little richer,
Built a bathhouse at the dacha
Conducted plumbing.

I'm kidding of course:
You're still just as young
There is no bathhouse, there is water in a bucket
And I don’t want to cry.
Happy Birthday, friend!

Cool happy birthday greetings to a woman friend

Happy Birthday, girlfriend!
I'll scream to you loudly
Let there be a cart of gifts,
I want happiness for you!

Raise all your glasses!
Let's drink to her health!
So that generals lie at your feet!
Well, life flowed like a stream!

Let all your dreams come true soon,
A bag of money will fall from above,
Every year you will become wiser,
And you are lucky in all matters!

Cool birthday wishes for a friend

Kind, beautiful,
Bright, lovely,
Chic, spectacular,
Cheerful, wonderful,

Amazing, stormy,
Free, ebullient,
Wonderful, beautiful,
And the best!

In general, friend,
How did you understand
It will be like this
May you have life!

Cool happy birthday greetings to your best friend

I want a Vuitton bag,
"Dior" - perfume, lipstick to match,
Snake skin boots
And a mink coat too!

And rest is only exclusive:
From Guatemala to the Maldives.
Days - fine and comfortable,
And feelings - desired and reciprocal.

Funny SMS birthday greetings to a friend, beautiful

Eh, friend, how long have we been with you?
We experienced joys and worries!
On your birthday I will say with love:
We need to have a drink today!

Cool SMS happy birthday greetings to a friend in verse

To such a beautiful friend like you,
All men should give flowers,
I wish you don’t get better,
And she remained so graceful for a long time!

Cool happy birthday greetings to your best friend in verse

Happy Birthday, dear friend!
I would like to whisper in your ear,
But I'm ready to scream to the whole world,
There is no one better in the world than you!

I want to wish you a prince,
So that they can’t stop kissing,
And in addition to it a golden carriage,
A crown in diamonds and a hard coin!

Cool happy birthday greetings to your beloved friend

All these congratulations,
The best on the planet
You're a great friend,
And I will say without embellishment,

You have long been dearer to me than everyone else,
Outwardly, you and I are similar,
We walk in heels
We hear the man’s voice: “Ah!”

You just have to show up
We immediately start dreaming,
Everyone around, even cats,
We are friends in spite of our enemies!

A short funny birthday greeting to your beloved friend

I wish there was plenty in my pocket -
Lemons and cabbage were blooming,
And smile from ear to ear,
A smile suits you so well!

Cool SMS happy birthday greetings to your beloved friend

Once a year, you have to get drunk,
Or pretend to be drunk.
After all, the name day has begun,
And all the guests got drunk.
Wonderful woman, I’ll congratulate you via SMS,
And I’ll send you everything I have!

Cool happy birthday greetings to a friend

Sharp mind shines, very pretty,
And the figure stays in shape perfectly.
But our friend is very sarcastic
And she is extremely critical of herself!

The poor organism will starve,
They will never see our capitalism!
Happy birthday to everyone today!
We were completely worried about you.

Let God not judge the hunger strike harshly.
In a past life, (name), you were an Indian yogi.
We wish you happiness and write a book,
How can you go hungry among food!

Happy birthday greetings to a friend are vulgar

There are girls in the still waters,
And you sparkle and shine,
And on the list are:
Both you and your fetish.

I wish on your birthday,
More men
So that life is full of pleasure,
It was falling out of the sides!

So that your back is tanned,
Lined up straight in a row
Tasting the crazy
Rub them all in a row!

Eh, my friend, how good you are, dear,
You are so smart, skillful, so beautiful,
Each of the men always wants you,
And in a dream he hugs you by the waist.
On your birthday, I hasten to hug you,
And I want to wish you to find someone worthy,
To love like no one else on this earth,
I wish only the best for you, my dear friend.

Let life play the accordion,
Will give you a gold Ferrari
And happiness like a fabulous wave
Let him take you with him.

I wish you to sparkle with love,
And all your dreams will soon come true.
May the days be joyful
Only the lights of victory glow.

Let the barriers be broken down
More banknotes are only a reward.
May your life be filled with luck.
My friend, happy birthday!

While you're blowing the candles off the cake,
Listen to our speeches:
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts,
And you can decide for yourself
What is needed there, what is not there,
Well, for example, a convertible,
Plus a driver,
Diamond necklace, dacha,
Healthy sex, great shopping,
Skin shine, beautiful “popping”.
Fun so that it’s always in a circle,
Well, in general, choose, friend.

I wish your dreams come true
So that you meet the prince.
So that there is a white horse and a castle,
The rear is securely secured.
So that your life is like in a fairy tale,
Let your eyes glow with happiness.
And most importantly, when all this happens,
I hope you won't forget about me then)

Eh, friend, on your birthday,
I wish a lot of money
In addition to them, a mountain of clothes,
And so that everyone fits in!
So that in a white limousine
A prince rode in with a beautiful body,
And he took you to heaven!
Don't forget about me!
At least write a postcard.
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!

Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Dear friend, I’ll tell you today without hiding,
Thank you for being with me.
Let's celebrate your birthday properly,
Let's plunge into different entertainment with you headlong.
Let's have a party, so much so that everyone knew it,
That you are the best friend in the city, in the country and on earth.
Very dear, I cherish you in my life,
I won’t hesitate to tell you about it directly.

We wished you so many things.
I’ll add a couple of lines, friend.
May you meet a guy worthy of you,
And he will be a lover, husband and friend.

May you have a couple of fashionable cars,
Three-story cottage and villa by the sea.
Let no one and nothing bother you.
Live in happiness and do not know about grief.

Parties, clubs, bars,
And the most delicious cocktails,
Personal aircraft,
So that you don't have to work.
Palm trees, swimming pools, warm beaches,
And the most important boyfriends,
Personal makeup artists,
Dressing is not trivial
Brands, boutiques and fashion.
To be an idol for the people.
I wish all this for you,
I give you a big hug!
Well, the main thing is to wish:
Don't forget about me!

I wish you, my friend,
So that you have everything you want!
So that there is not a simple prince, but a king!
So that pain does not come to your heart!
So that everything you wish comes true in that moment,
And everything, and always came true for you!

I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday!
I, my friend, wish you luck in everything.
Guys, let handsome men surround you
And they are single! What if you
Suddenly you want to please with shopping,
So that there is enough money for any dreams!
Yacht, Lexus, diamonds - so that they are available,
And on a yacht so that you and I can sail away.
So that you never have to work,
And at the same time, so that there is always money!

Happy Birthday, girlfriend!
Beautiful, slim and very brilliant
With whom you need to be polite, with whom you need to be impudent
Order with taste, tip-top with a sense of proportion
At your feet there is a whole regiment of cavaliers
And the old women look after you with envy.
Girlfriend, let's keep up the good work!

Like, happy birthday, friend!
Let life be a breeze,
May you be lucky in business,
Don't let the engine stall.

From burning three-story buildings
And from the galloping pony
I love you, fearless friend,
I'll save it somehow.

As for the rest - how the chip falls,
As the heavenly godfather will say.
Don't slow yourself down
And everything will be fine.

Don't cough, don't be sick,
Don't drink cola when it's cold.
A sea of ​​cool stuff
And fewer jambs!

So that you can lift
Unreal money.
Let everything work out perfectly.
Like, be happy, mother!

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
You shine like a star.
And there is no need to be sad at all -
You are as young as ever.

Let you, my dear,
Every day love intoxicates
The husband showers flowers
Let the mother-in-law love it.

I wish the salary
It rose by leaps and bounds.
Be chic and rich
Sexy - just wow!

So that you always have enough strength,
Even though there’s a lot to do,
And so that you don’t know grief.
May you be lucky in everything.

I wish you more inspiration,
So that everything in life works out for sure,
May your birthday be fun
May you always celebrate him like this.
And I want a faithful friend,
She always greeted us with a smile,
Let goodness come to the house soon,
Dear, I love you very much.

Put on your Louboutins
And nice pants.
Be the bravest today
Beauty Queen!

Light it up my dear
As if for the last time.
Happy birthday!
You're a great friend!

Happy birthday, friend.
Let the blizzard in life subside.
I always wish you
And the Bahamas and Hawaii,
In stores - everything is at a discount,
And work so that - with a smile.
May you always be loved
To be carried in your arms,
So that breakfasts are in bed,
At Disneyland there are carousels,
And the walks are somewhere in Nice.
No calories for pizza,
A bag - for every pair of shoes,
And for dinner - truffle.
So that the fans crowd
Followed you
So that there is plenty of everything,
And so that you love yourself!

Funny happy birthday greetings to a woman friend

All the best will go to you
Because you are a wonderful friend,
I want to say “thank you” to fate,
For getting to know each other.
Let the days fly, don’t notice them,
And remain the best, sweet chick,
Get the best from life,
And don’t be shy about being a wild woman.

My dear friend,
Today is only yours!
Let's have a party
Deeds and worries - away!

I admire you immensely
Through the trace of our past years,
Charisma and heart - probably
I don't know your secret yet.

I solve you like a riddle,
And I catch thoughts on the fly,
I love you, I accept you with all my heart
And I look forward to meeting you.

I want you to be happy
And she believed in her strength,
People, guarded by heaven,
And measured the days with joy!

Let your home be a full cup,
Let harmony and laughter reign in him!
You are more beautiful every moment,
And, in general - always the best!

I wish you a happy birthday!
I wish you a life as sweet as jam,
I wish you love a deep ocean,
The mansion is tall with a swimming pool!
I wish you a cool husband,
Achieve a lot in this life,
Travel abroad on leisure days
And remember me more often - your friend!

To my beloved friend, what can you wish?
Love yourself, my dear, go for walks, sleep longer!
Sometimes you forget about work and the eternal rush of things to do,
There are a lot of boring clients and documents!
Confuse the heels of men in a beautiful new fur coat!
So that they shower flowers without dates and without reasons!
And when spring arrives, hurry to Paris!
Raise the love tone, straighten your chest proudly!
I wish you happiness, success and love,
Be healthy and strong!
Live, love, bloom!

My dear friend,
The year has flown by again.
And I will say, without pretense,
Time is running out on you.

You've become younger again
I lost weight twice as much.
Even convinced my husband
That you are always right.

Remain a bright spark
In the lives of all your friends.
May you have enough strength and money
For any of your ideas.



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    THANK YOU so much for the very useful information in the article. Everything is presented very clearly. It feels like a lot of work has been done to analyze the operation of the eBay store

    • Thank you and other regular readers of my blog. Without you, I would not be motivated enough to dedicate much time to maintaining this site. My brain is structured this way: I like to dig deep, systematize scattered data, try things that no one has done before or looked at from this angle. It’s a pity that our compatriots have no time for shopping on eBay because of the crisis in Russia. They buy from Aliexpress from China, since goods there are much cheaper (often at the expense of quality). But online auctions eBay, Amazon, ETSY will easily give the Chinese a head start in the range of branded items, vintage items, handmade items and various ethnic goods.

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        What is valuable in your articles is your personal attitude and analysis of the topic. Don't give up this blog, I come here often. There should be a lot of us like that. Email me I recently received an email with an offer that they would teach me how to trade on Amazon and eBay. And I remembered your detailed articles about these trades. area I re-read everything again and concluded that the courses are a scam. I haven't bought anything on eBay yet. I am not from Russia, but from Kazakhstan (Almaty). But we also don’t need any extra expenses yet. I wish you good luck and stay safe in Asia.

  • It’s also nice that eBay’s attempts to Russify the interface for users from Russia and the CIS countries have begun to bear fruit. After all, the overwhelming majority of citizens of the countries of the former USSR do not have strong knowledge of foreign languages. No more than 5% of the population speak English. There are more among young people. Therefore, at least the interface is in Russian - this is a big help for online shopping on this trading platform. eBay did not follow the path of its Chinese counterpart Aliexpress, where a machine (very clumsy and incomprehensible, sometimes causing laughter) translation of product descriptions is performed. I hope that at a more advanced stage of development of artificial intelligence, high-quality machine translation from any language to any in a matter of seconds will become a reality. So far we have this (the profile of one of the sellers on eBay with a Russian interface, but an English description):
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